OccupyKingdom
Nov. 15th, 2011 03:03 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
flytastic--- 1% of the characters controls 99% of the weed intake - but is willing to share.
--- 1% of the characters owns 99% of all the neon shorts. The other 1% has been eaten by the lint monster in the dorm laundry.
--- 1% of the characters drinks 99% of the vodka. Not to be confused with the 1% that controls 99% of the moonshine.
--- 1% of the characters owns 99% of the cats... or is it the other way around?
--- 99% of the pretty pretty boyz are locked up in 1% of the character's closets...
--- 1% of the characters drinks 99% of all the Odwalla juice.
--- 1% of the characters controls 99% of the bandwidth...
--- 99% of the feathers are on 1% of the guardians...
--- 1% of the characters has access to 99% of the freshman... and their showers...
--- 1% of the characters has confiscated 99% of the beer for pie...
--- 1% of the characters owns 99% of the freeweights...
--- 1% of the characters is also 99% of the characters. He is that awesome.
--- 99% of the awkward pauses are from 1% of the characters...
--- 1% of the characters have 99% of the tail(s)...
--- 1% of the characters knows what 99% of the characters are doing from atop his rooftop perch.
--- 1% of the characters can kick 99% of the other character's asses. 1% of those characters could hold her own against the original 1%. Yet another 1% would sit back with a beer and gladly watch this sparring match go down, but would loyally cheer for the original 1%.
--- 1% of the characters produce 99% of the oh-so-delicious cake.
--- 1% of the characters manages 99% of the inter-game communications.
--- 1% of the characters controls 99% of the political clout. Just don't ask his secretary who's REALLY in charge.
--- 99% of the fresh pineapples are hoarded by 1% of the characters.
--- 1% of the characters has slept on 99% of the campus grounds.
--- 99% of the bro's aspire to be like this 1% of their profs.
--- 1% of the characters WERQS 99% OF THE DIVALICIOUSNESS! OWN IT, GIRL!
--- 1% of the characters could own 99% of the characters in desert survival skills.
--- 1% of the characters uses the phrase "darlin'" 99% of the time it is said.
--- 1% of the characters owns 99% of all the neon shorts. The other 1% has been eaten by the lint monster in the dorm laundry.
--- 1% of the characters drinks 99% of the vodka. Not to be confused with the 1% that controls 99% of the moonshine.
--- 1% of the characters owns 99% of the cats... or is it the other way around?
--- 99% of the pretty pretty boyz are locked up in 1% of the character's closets...
--- 1% of the characters drinks 99% of all the Odwalla juice.
--- 1% of the characters controls 99% of the bandwidth...
--- 99% of the feathers are on 1% of the guardians...
--- 1% of the characters has access to 99% of the freshman... and their showers...
--- 1% of the characters has confiscated 99% of the beer for pie...
--- 1% of the characters owns 99% of the freeweights...
--- 1% of the characters is also 99% of the characters. He is that awesome.
--- 99% of the awkward pauses are from 1% of the characters...
--- 1% of the characters have 99% of the tail(s)...
--- 1% of the characters knows what 99% of the characters are doing from atop his rooftop perch.
--- 1% of the characters can kick 99% of the other character's asses. 1% of those characters could hold her own against the original 1%. Yet another 1% would sit back with a beer and gladly watch this sparring match go down, but would loyally cheer for the original 1%.
--- 1% of the characters produce 99% of the oh-so-delicious cake.
--- 1% of the characters manages 99% of the inter-game communications.
--- 1% of the characters controls 99% of the political clout. Just don't ask his secretary who's REALLY in charge.
--- 99% of the fresh pineapples are hoarded by 1% of the characters.
--- 1% of the characters has slept on 99% of the campus grounds.
--- 99% of the bro's aspire to be like this 1% of their profs.
--- 1% of the characters WERQS 99% OF THE DIVALICIOUSNESS! OWN IT, GIRL!
--- 1% of the characters could own 99% of the characters in desert survival skills.
--- 1% of the characters uses the phrase "darlin'" 99% of the time it is said.
